Merry Christmas and happy New Year

Christmas presents...

Wine or Whisky???
 

On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a beautiful basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a huge, pretty box of assorted candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"


Merry christmas, and a happy new year !

Tony

 

 

Heh, I've had some cheap wine that tasted like that.

Merry Xmas fellow coin buffs!

Quote: ScottyHeh, I've had some cheap wine that tasted like that.

Er, how do you know what puppy pee tastes like? I realise the Scottish have some peculiar culinary specialities (fried Mars bars for one, Haggis for another) but puppy urine????

Perhaps I don't really wish to know.....

Matt

Hah. Well, I don't know to be truthful, but I bought a bottle of English wine by mistake one time and imagination fills in the blanks.

Have a nice xmas/solstice or whatever, Matt.

merry christmas an a happy new year!!! i rather have beer  

Merry Christmas and Happy Collecting to one and all.

I joined Numista in February this year and my collection is coming on leaps and bounds. I'm looking forward to more fruitful swaps within this friendly community. Cheers, Rick.

Hi all,

I wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year  

Filipe.

Merry Christmas, everyone. And a happy new year.