How many _s does it take to change a light bulb? (and variations)- Numista Version!

How many Xaviers does it take to change a light bulb?

After my Chinese New Years trip... a year later, still no changed light bulb!

How many Shamiks does it take to swap a coin?

I can ICANN you for being racist, you know!

How many coinsoldiers does it take to change a light bulb?

If I had that kind of money, I would invest it in a prosthetic leg!

Share your versions here!

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the EPA just banned them.

True story ^ ^

Love number 2, you blaspheming infidel you.

How many coinsolders does it take to sell a coin for a guy who's brother knows a dealer that has a certain coin for sell?

  "I know a dealer thats selling a coin just like that, I could ask for you, but its really over priced"

Wait, who is coinsoldier? Or is this my enemy, the inexplicable and incomprehensible inside joke

He was Canada's worst ambassador until Justin Beiber arrived.

Serial swindler who managed to ostracize even the most tolerant when he proudly admitted to cheating a widow out of thousands of dollars.  After an extremely embarrassing public meltdown he managed to get his ban removed and a little sympathy by relating a sorry tale of losing a leg in Afghanistan. Recognizing a winning strategy he added his other leg and finally his scrotum.

After his eventual removal he reappeared as a 70 year old who had just read that an ex-member called Coinsoldier or something had just committed suicide. By an odd coincidence the legless Lazarus has send me an email on the same day, presumably from beyond the grave. Since then he has resurfaced as a 16 year old and is probably still around in some form or another.

Hey, you're from Canada aren't you?

Coinsolder was one of those pathetic cons that trolled the forums spouting angry political jargon to incite riots.

  He never sent his part of swaps and in the coin identification forum he would comment on almost every coin claiming he or a dealer he knew was selling that coin for a high price. Naturally if anyone paid they were very disappointed.

  I am sure he is trying to scam someone around here now, he changed his name a couple times.

i can not at this time, my hands are full of coins.Maybe next year.

Coincidentally my left testicle was taken hostage by Iraqi insurgents in 2003, I am accepting charitable donations right now to get him back

I have some burned out light bulbs if that will help

Quote: nalaberongCoincidentally my left testicle was taken hostage by Iraqi insurgents in 2003, I am accepting charitable donations right now to get him back

That's good. Now if you repeat the same thing on every forum post no matter the subject for a period of at least six months you'll be getting close.

P,S, That's racist against most peace loving Iraqis and you will be reported to INTERPOLS and ICANN by most special secret agent persons.

How many pnightingale's does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, he doesn't use them, he's trying to have the authentic civil war experience and use gas lamps.  

That's so not true neilithic.  You know he's got one bare bulb hanging from a wire in his basement over his classic type writer where he creates masterpiece letters of complaint that he sends to all of the companies he deals with.

Gentlemen, you are closer to the truth than you know.

I don't have anything hilarious to add to this, But I am getting a really good ab work out with all the laughing.

How many Kiwis does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the guy who knew how to turn on the big electrickery making thing was recently killed by a jealous lover. Infected sheep bite, sad story.


Cue PC nutbag claiming to be offended on Neil's behalf for most racisisms and blasphemy against holy sheep, in three, two, one.......

I'm not worried about sheep *****ing jokes, our usual response is to say "Yep, that's right, we all love the sheep, then we ship them to the rest of the world for you guys to eat, remember that the next time the juice is running down your chin"

And I believe the guy that knew how to turn on the electrickery machine was burned at the stake as a witch ages ago  

There is nothing wrong with Progressive Conservatives! How could you make such a racist assumption?

How many of ole' Shammiepoo's sock puppet accounts does it take to change a light bulb,

None, he prefers to keep them hidden in the dark.

I think I win.

 ok you win i will send you a burned out light bulb in a year or two

How many 1913 V-nickels does it take to change a light bulb?

Erm... Hm...
Let's see...
A lightbulb is about a dollar, so...
20?

How many CONSULTANTS do you need to change a lightbulb?

- Just one, .... but then the bulb really wants to have the change...

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because bulbs are what you put in the ground (the thing that lights up is called a lamp!)

Hey Rick hear in the US. A lamp is what you put oil in And light it up .  Old school lI like to learn the difference of the meaning of words